A Useless Piece of toooooottttt.....

I’ve just about had enough if a player called Djibril Cisse. The France international striker, who 2 years ago was said to be the new Henry when Liverpool bought him for 14 million pounds, he’s been a disappointment. Even Peter Crouch, the lanky 6 foot 7 inch striker bought from Southampton this year has fared better.


Just now, Cisse showed once again just how annoying he can be. He missed a key chance to win the game for Liverpool against Manchester United. With the goal gaping, the shot over the bar. Its not the first time he’s failed. He’s been an almost constant failure since his arrival. To make matters worse, it was probably the worse performance of a Liverpool striker for as long as I can remember. No other Liverpool striker has ever played this poor, not even Karl Heinz Reidler in his short stint with Liverpool. And believe me, Reidler was awful.

Cisse can’t head the ball, he can’t keep the ball, he can’t even stop the ball properly. His only qualities are his lighting pace, a fierce shot (which rarely gets the ball on target) and his funky hairdos. If it were up to me, he’d have been out the door by now. But Benitez seems to want to stick to him. Good luck Benitez, you’re gonna need it to teach a grown man how to play football all over again. My advice: get rid of him while you still can.

PS – This was written amidst the frustration of Liverpool losing 1-0 to Man Utd at Old Trafford, courtesy of a last minute Rio Ferdinand goal. I hate them Mancs.